Custom Engraved Mahogany Paddle
Get yourself a custom laser engraved big ol’ fuckoff mahogany paddle for the introductory price of $100.
The main body is about 5.5”x15”, for excellent coverage on even the fattest butts. With an 8.5” handle and an overall length of 23.5”, this intimidating paddle packs enough wallop to keep your bottom in line. But because mahogany is relatively light for a hardwood, it weighs in at just about 1.5 pounds, making it easy to wield with even just one hand.
Base price is for engraving on one side. An additional engraving on the back side can be added for an additional $20. Upon checkout, please email your sized design image to StingyThuddy@gmail.com .
Get yourself a custom laser engraved big ol’ fuckoff mahogany paddle for the introductory price of $100.
The main body is about 5.5”x15”, for excellent coverage on even the fattest butts. With an 8.5” handle and an overall length of 23.5”, this intimidating paddle packs enough wallop to keep your bottom in line. But because mahogany is relatively light for a hardwood, it weighs in at just about 1.5 pounds, making it easy to wield with even just one hand.
Base price is for engraving on one side. An additional engraving on the back side can be added for an additional $20. Upon checkout, please email your sized design image to StingyThuddy@gmail.com .
Get yourself a custom laser engraved big ol’ fuckoff mahogany paddle for the introductory price of $100.
The main body is about 5.5”x15”, for excellent coverage on even the fattest butts. With an 8.5” handle and an overall length of 23.5”, this intimidating paddle packs enough wallop to keep your bottom in line. But because mahogany is relatively light for a hardwood, it weighs in at just about 1.5 pounds, making it easy to wield with even just one hand.
Base price is for engraving on one side. An additional engraving on the back side can be added for an additional $20. Upon checkout, please email your sized design image to StingyThuddy@gmail.com .